catdoingblep:

Kaz: *asking Jesper to participate in his new plan after Jesper moved to manor with Wylan*

Jesper from the sofa: I am too tired, sorry

Kaz: You are literally unemployed, and now you are doing nothing 

Jesper: I am a trophy husband. It is a serious and important full-time job. Do you know how exhausting it is to look amazing all the time? Today I spent 6 hours trying on my new clothes! 

totallycorrectcrows:

Nina: What’s up with Kaz? He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Jesper: He’s just a little overwhelmed.
Nina: Why?
Jesper: Inej smiled at him.

bitchout:

Me: I don’t like clichés

Authors: He has PTSD and is in total awe of his power wielding, hyper independent goddess of a wife, who is pretty much his sanity.

Me: *in tears* Oh my god he has PTSD and is in total awe of his power wielding, hyper independent goddess of a wife, who is pretty much his sanity!!?!!?

lihikainanea:

Sometimes I’m still mad that Alex Høgh Andersen had the longest, thickest, most beautiful hair and he just cut it off.

angrythingstarlight:

I’m thisclose to calling off work 😂

This was literally me on saturday

autumneverleigh:

idk i just wanna sit in a dark library at night in the candlelight wearing an oversized sweater and exchange glances over my book to my lover while the rain pours outside and feel at peace with the world

disgustinggf:

nothing has been ok since i turned 12 but thank u for asking!

Update on my life: I’m a flight attendant now🤍

little-lynx:

WEASLEY TWINS

I forgot to post these two troublemakers here! As mother of twins myself I feel so sorry for Molly Weasley lol

Ah, and Fred…. 😭😭😭

phosphenes-in-night:

“But he killed people!!!”

“And he looked good while doing it. Your point???”